When Damart makes you sexy (yes, more than your granny!)

Damart, see? The brand of thermolactyl shirts that keep you from dying of cold while electrifying your hair? The brand of your granny's dressing gown? Well Damart has it all figured out.

Their stroke of genius of the month (in addition to having a hell of a facelift for their image): a nice dress, a little rock, with integrated shapewear (up to size 52), and a bodysuit that slims you better than a diet. It's the "Perfect fit" line, and it's a hit.

So obviously, you have to go through the door of the store (or buy online, but you'll miss a great opportunity to get noticed). Your pretext: to replenish the stock of your kids' shirts. You don't have a kid? Invent one.

Once in the den, avoid the eyes of the very old ladies (seeing you there has the same effect on them as when you see stepmother standing on the Boccaccio bar). To those who want to overtake you in the queue, you can still whisper "Go ahead, you no longer have your whole life ahead of you", Canal+'s "Bitch" style.

You will be reassured by the presence of girls like you (and even younger and even more connected), because this tip there, it is passed on with a vengeance.

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But once you get home, that's where you hit the mark: you call your guy, you put on your bodysuit, and you see the effect it has on his penis. You feel like a naughty big bourgeois (and we won't make another rhyme in "ine").

And with your dress, you can do anything: pimp it up with a biker jacket and heeled boots, shift it with fancy accessories. In the same collection, there are also great pants, and lingerie that makes you blush (and not just because of the sheathing effect).

You haven't ruined yourself (€59 for the dress, €59 for the bodysuit), and you can go to the Mad Men casting right away, with your sublime curves!

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