Jeremy Clarkson says companies need staff, migrants need jobs, hmmm ... I have an idea

Some experts say that during the last 18 months, while we all hide in our beds, the London population has decreased by 800,000 inhabitants.

And during my increasingly rare trips to the capital, I can believe it. As it is calm.

And it’s not as if these people had gone to Cornwall for a week of paddleboarding. They left for good. Back in Italy, Romania and Latvia or wherever they come.

Some accuse Brexit. Others accuse Covid. But it is probably a mixture of the two things, and that does not only affect London. This is a problem throughout the country.

Consequently, the owners cannot find staff to work in their pubs. Restaurants have trouble staying open because there are no chefs. And farmers are looking at their fruits and vegetables rot because the army that'They usually use to pick them disappeared.

This is a very serious problem. But I wonder. Does there have a solution to find off the white cliffs of Dover?

Every day, we look at the French navy escort another migrant boat on the other side of the Channel and to the Kent beaches, where they receive a good cup of tea and sandwiches in cucumber while the authorities reflect on theBest way to send them where they came.of.

Courage and dynamism

Of course, in the minds of many people, they will never be returned and will one day end in a city in the North, where they will spend their time mixing ammonia and fertilizers for its explosion in amall.

But let's stop and think for a moment.

These people attended, helpless, to the destruction of their towns and villages. They therefore wrapped the little they had left and left through the Mediterranean to Greece or Italy, then through Europe at the'Back of trucks, then through the sleeve in a tire that flees with an engine of a horseshoe.

In many ways, they therefore resemble the courageous souls of the East Yorkshire and Ireland who have gone through the Atlantic to start a new life in America. This are people who have common sense. With reader.

So why do we put them in detention centers? Why don't we send them to Norfolk and do we not use them to pick vegetables?

Why do we not present them to desperate owners and restaurateurs threatened with bankruptcy? Or construction companies who need labor.

We need more people in this country. And every day they arrive. And all that we do is think of ways to send them back. And that, for me, has about as much sense asSits at the bottom of the fireplace the day before Christmas with a huge fan to send Santa Claus back on his sleigh.

Ilona's exploits put me on the rear seat

I always thought that I had an interesting and varied life. Just as I read this week about a woman in Italy called Ilona Staller.

Ilona was born in Hungary in the early 1950s and while working as a chambermaid in Budapest, she spied on the Soviets the American diplomats on a visit.

Later, she married an Italian and moved to Italy where, under the name of Cicciolina, she became a prolific and extremely adventurous porn star.

She was the first person to unveil her breasts on Italian television and appeared regularly in Playboy magazine.

After that, she embarked on politics and was elected to the Italian Parliament, on a green and anti -nuclear list. And then she became a pop star.

And next week, at 69, she will play four chess games, simultaneously, against high -level players including a grand master.

Meanwhile, next week, I intend to have my hair cut and maybe watching television.

Hole

For many years, Mormon ladies have complained about thick and hairy underwear that they are forced to wear.

Apparently, the fabric is so terrible that it causes them yeast infections, you know there.

Many turned to social media to say that they cut their panties 'pocket, to let their lady' gardens take the air.

So now we know two things about Mormons.

They believe that thanks to the atonement of Christ, all of humanity can be saved by obedience to the laws and orders of the Gospel of Christ.

And that they wear panties without a crotch.

Another petrol head

Smug people in sandals like to think that their new electric car saves the planet.

But an article published in Times this week suggests that nothing could be further from the truth.

For each tonne of chemicals extracted to make batteries, 75 million tons of acid wastewater is produced. And make an electric car produced 60 % more greenhouse gases than that would be produced by making a gasoline car.

Polestar, the Swedish manufacturer of electric cars, admitted that one of its cars should be driven out of 48,500 miles before its carbon footprint is lower than that of a normal Volvo XC40.

And of course, after 48,500 miles, the battery almost certainly needs to be replaced. So really, the electric car will never catch up.

My advice is therefore simple.

One day, idiots from Whitehall will force you to buy electricity. But until then, do not worry, because they are not good for the environment, they are expensive and they are a bloody nuisance when they needto be recharged.

Seb declares to Briton GP

After the Grand Prix of Great Britain of last weekend, everyone was so mired in the question of whether Lewis Hamilton or Max Verstappen were to blame for the accident of the first round*, nobody noticed that theAston Martin pilot and the good guy Sebastian Vettel entered the stands with garbage bags and helped the staff to clean the waste.

* No one was. It was a racing accident.

Something is wrong

It is estimated that one in 75 in Great Britain now has a coronavirus.

Well, I was in Wimbledon for the final. I was in Wembley to see England losing. I go to the pub three times a week and yesterday, I was shopping in London.

And I still haven't been crazy. How is it possible?

A few weeks ago, my girlfriend was told to stay at home, but even if I was there too, my NHS tracing system told me that I was free to go about my business.

It makes me think, perhaps, that technology does not really work.

Which, since it has been developed by the government, should not be a huge surprise.

Hedgehog affected by robot wars

An alarming report from Germany said that the popularity of robotic lawn mowers had a catastrophic effect on the babies.

The owners are asked not to use them at night because the poor little things do not hear them happen until it is too late.

A clinic in Hamburg says that this year only, she welcomed 46 hedgehogs that were injured by lawn mowers. It took artificial legs. And 2,700 euros were spent in care 24 hours a day.

Fortunately, this is not such a big problem in the United Kingdom, because here, most hedgehogs have already been eaten by badgers.

Olympic opportunity?

Thus, the Olympic Games began. Ou they are about to start. Or something.

All I know is that when most athletes have been ordered to stay in their neighborhoods because they were tested positive, I could go, slip into a pair of merchants of parakeets and winA gold medal per 100 meter butterfly.